Joke of the Week

THE ZOO

One day Joe is headed to work on his bus route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The van driver works for the zoo. He pleads with Joe to do him a favor.

He offers a $100 bill to Joe to help him deliver a truckload of penguins to the zoo, because they needed to be there within the hour. Agreeing, Joe proceeds to load two dozen penguins onto his bus. Then, off they drive towards the zoo.

An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and heads off to the zoo to catch up with his delivery. As he's driving down the road, he see's Joe and the busload of penguins heading in the opposite direction. He turns his van around and chases in pursuit. He finally catches up to the bus and pulls over Joe on the side of the road. In an irate voice he asks, "Hey, Joe. I thought I gave you $100 dollars to go and take the penguins to the zoo for me?"

"Calm down," Joe says. "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies!"