Joke of the Week

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MISSIONARY'S KID WHEN...

You can't answer the question, "Where are you from?"

You speak two languages, but can't spell either.

You flew before you could walk.

You embarrass yourself by asking what swear words mean.

You have a passport, but no driver's license.

You watch National Geographic specials and recognize someone.

You have a time zone map next to your telephone.

You don't know how to play Pac-Man.

Your life story uses the phrase "Then we went to..." five times.

You speak to different ethnic groups in their own language.

National Geographic makes you homesick.

You have strong opinions about how to cook bugs.

You don't know where home is.

You have friends from or in 29 different countries.You sort your friends by continent.

You keep dreaming of a green Christmas.

You tell people where you're from, and their eyes get big.

You are grateful for the speed and efficiency of any postal service.

You wince when people mispronounce foreign words.

You know what REAL coffee tastes like.

The majority of your friends don't speak English as a first language.

Someone brings up the name of a team, and you get the sport wrong.

You realize what a small world it is, after all.

You watch a movie set in a foreign country, and you don't have to read the subtitles.

You know how to pack.

All preaching sounds better under a corrugated tin roof.