Joke of the Week

VISUAL AIDS

A preacher decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars:

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the preacher reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the preacher asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old man in the back quickly raised his hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"