Joke of the Week

TIME FOR A HAIRCUT

A preacher, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards, the preacher asked the man where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut."

"But," said the preacher, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."