Joke of the Week

TEXAS TEN COMMANDMENTS

People in Texas have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall nots' in the 10 Commandments. Folks there just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into "King Ranch" language: Ten Commandments, cowboy style.

Just one God.

Honor yer Ma & Pa.

No telling tales or gossipin'.

Git yourself to Sunday meeting.

Put nothin' before God..

No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.

No killin'.

Watch yer mouth.

Don't take what ain't yers.

Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple don't ya think?