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RECALL

The maker of all models of human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make, model, or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in a subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, "Subsequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms are:

- Loss of direction
- Foul Vocal emissions
- Amnesia of origin
- Lack of Peace and Joy
- Selfish or violent behavior
- Depression or confusion of the mental component
- Fearfulness
- Idolatry
- Rebellion

The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering costs of these repairs. There is no additional charge.

The toll-free number to call for the repair is 1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your entire burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT, from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect, Jesus will replace it with:

- Love
- Joy
- Peace
- Patience
- Kindness
- Goodness
- Faithfulness
- Gentleness
- Self-Control

Please see the operating manual, The Holy Bible, for further details on the use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance utilizing a resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will become permanently installed in the unit.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without the above mentioned fix voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to mention and will result in the human being unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, contact the Repair Technician, Jesus.

DANGER: Those human being units not responding to this recall action will be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall.