Joke of the Week

NOAH RIDDLES

What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
"Now I herd everything"

Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
They kept saying neigh

What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Flood lights

Who introduced salted meat to the Navy?
Noah--he took Ham with him on the ark

What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?
"No, Noah -- go for wood"

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Noah was sitting on the deck

Who was the first canning factory run by?
Noah-he had a boat full of preserved pairs

Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
No, he came fourth out of the ark