Joke of the Week

NEW WATCH AND PERFUME

The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume, which she was very excited about. Their family asked the preacher over for dinner. The girl wanted so badly to tell the preacher about her new gifts, but her mother
insisted she wait until after dinner and not interrupt at meal time.

Not able to contain her excitement, and not wanting to disobey, the little girl leaned over to the preacher during dinner and whispered, "If you hear a little noise and smell something, it's me!"