Joke of the Week

THE MILLENNIUM BUG

A Fragment from the newly discovered Book of Millenniastes:

Take heed, for the Lord will raise his hand against the Megabytes and against the Gigabytes, and all those who worship RAM. He shall send a plague upon them, for their days are numbered, and he shall trash them. All shall be trashed, yea to the very last byte; all save the tribe of Macintosh, which has found favor in his sight and become as the Apple of his eye. Their ware shall remain soft, and their Memory, yea even their Virtual Memory, shall last forever.