Joke of the Week

LIVING WILLS

Living wills... be careful in their use.

While I was watching an NFL football game one weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my pop.

Sometimes it's tough being married to a smarty pants.