Joke of the Week

LETTER TO GOD

A little boy wanted $100 very badly. He prayed and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal service received the letter to GOD USA, they decided to send it to the President of the USA. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending me the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington DC and, as usual, those rascals deducted $95.