Joke of the Week

HEAVEN

A well-known preacher in a small town walked into the local drinking establishment. He said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "Of course I do."

The preacher said, "Then leave this bar right now!" and approached a second man. "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly I do," was the man's reply.

"Then leave this den of Satan," said the preacher, as he walked up to O'Toole. "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"No, I don't," O'Toole replied.

The preacher looked him right in the eye, and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."