Joke of the Week

HEADING FOR HEAVEN

The small town preacher walked into a bar and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man replied, "I do."

The preacher said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the preacher asked a second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly," was the man's reply.

The preacher said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the preacher walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't."

The preacher said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."