Joke of the Week

THE HEAD HOG

A man called at the church and asked if he could speak to the Head Hog at the Trough. The church secretary said "Excuse me?"

The man replied, "I want to speak to the Head Hog at the Trough!"

Sure that she heard him correctly, the secretary said "Sir, if you expect to speak with our pulpit minister, you really should regard him with respect and dignity. You should ask to speak with 'Mr. Smith' or 'the preacher'. But certainly you shouldn't refer to him as 'the Head Hog at the Trough!'"

At this, the man responded, "Oh, I see. Well, I have $10,000 I was thinking about donating to your building fund."

The secretary exclaimed. "Hold the line; I think the big pig just walked in the door."