Joke of the Week

GOLF RANSOM

Marvin found the following ransom note slipped under his front door. "Bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country club tomorrow at 10:00am if you ever want to see your wife alive again."

But it was well after 1:00pm by the time he arrived at the designated meeting spot.

A masked man stepped out from behind a bush and demanded, "You're three hours late. What took you so long?"

"Give me a break!" said Marvin, pointing to his scorecard. "I'm a 27 handicap."