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GOD IS WATCHING THE APPLES

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The first-grade teacher made a note, "Take only one; God is watching."

Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One of the boys wrote a note; "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

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