Joke of the Week

EGGS AND BAD SERMONS

On the day a preacher got married his wife told him to never look under the bed. Ten years later, while his wife was at the store, he became overwhelmed with his curiosity and had to look under the bed. He found a half dozen eggs and $5,000 in cash. When she got home he asked her about it.

"The eggs represent your bad sermons," said the preacher's wife.

"That's not bad for ten years of sermons," the preacher said proudly.

To which the wife replied, "But every time I got a dozen I sold them."