Joke of the Week

DIVINE INTERVENTION

A Post Office worker, at the main sorting office, finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope, addressed to God.

He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because all her savings, $200, has been stolen. She will be cold & hungry this Easter without divine intervention.

He organizes the postal workers, who dig deep and come up with $180 to donate. They get it to her by special courier the same morning.

A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same handwriting on another envelope. He opens it:

"Dear God,

Thank you for the $180 for Easter, which would have been so bleak otherwise.

P.S. It was $20 short but that was probably those thieving workers at the Post Office."