Joke of the Week

CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.

The preacher would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy!”

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

Miss Charlene Mason sang “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

The music for today’s service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.