Joke of the Week

CHRISTIAN SURVIVAL KIT

Toothpick— to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others...Matt 7:1

Rubber band—to remind you to be flexible, things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out (Romans 8:28)

Band Aid—to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else’s (Col. 3:12-14)

Pencil—to remind you to list your blessings everyday (Eph 1:3)

Eraser—to remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it’s okay (Gen. 50:15-21)

Chewing gum—to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything (Phil 4:13)

Mint—to remind you that you are worth a mint to your heavenly father (John 3:16-17)

Candy Kiss—to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday (1 John 4:7)

Tea Bag—to remind you to relax daily and go over that list of God’s blessings (1 Thessalonians 5:18)