Joke of the Week

CHANGING THE VENDOR

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned the preacher to ask why.

"I'll tell you why," scolded the preacher. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors to register."

"Well, interrupted the dealer, "didn't you receive them yet?"

"Oh, we received them all right," replied the preacher.

"However, you sent us some golf pencils...

...each stamped with the words, 'Play Golf Next Sunday.'"