Joke of the Week

BIG LIE

There was this preacher that was just walking by one day when he saw a dozen boys of the age 10 to 12 years old. They all surrounded a dog.

Curious, the preacher went to the boys and asked, "What are you boys doing?"

One of them said, "We're having a contest to see who can tell the biggest lie. Whoever tells the biggest lie gets to keep the dog."

This sent the preacher aback. He started to preach a ten minute sermon to them about lying. He started it with the words "When I was around your age I never told a lie."

After the sermon, the smallest of the boys said, "All right, give him the dog."