Joke of the Week

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A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. The teacher asked if anyone could quote the last one. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and proclaimed, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife!"

A mother had been teaching her three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. After repeating the prayer with her for several evenings, the youngster decided to "go solo." The mother listened with pride as the child carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. Amen!"